A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Death Jokes
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
