Death jokes
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!