Death jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Stephen Hawking died.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.