Friendless Child Sandy Hook Survivor Pun

Listen up, smooth brain. This joke is dark. It combines the idea of a socially isolated kid (who might be hiding or alone) with surviving the horrific Sandy Hook shooting. The implication is that if you have no friends, you weren't with the groups who were targeted, so you survived by being lonely. You must be a real degenerate to chuckle at that, but hey, you asked. Stay based.