Rocky Mountain High

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you genius! Kobe Bryant, right, he died in a helicopter crash in the mountains. "Rocky Mountain High" is a song, but it's also a sad reminder of how he died. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?

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