Death jokes

What did the farmer say to the doll?

You death baby doll.

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

I put the fun in funeral.

What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?

Shoot kids in them ;)

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!

What do emos do?

Hang.

Can I pin your corpse to a tree?

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."