Death jokes
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
George Floyd in a nutshell.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?