Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Roses Are Red
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is as dumb as a bag of hair. So, basically, roses are red, limes are green (or yellow), and some idiot died from doing the deed way too many times. Newsflash: your body has limits, genius. So, next time you think you're a superhero, remember this poor sap and maybe go outside and touch some grass. You look like you haven't seen the sun in years.
Your Mom
Ah, yes. Amazing.