Roses Are Red

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is as dumb as a bag of hair. So, basically, roses are red, limes are green (or yellow), and some idiot died from doing the deed way too many times. Newsflash: your body has limits, genius. So, next time you think you're a superhero, remember this poor sap and maybe go outside and touch some grass. You look like you haven't seen the sun in years.