Fetus jokes
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies? Fetus Deletus!
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.