Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.

Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn’t born yesterday

What’s similar between a fetus and a failed mission?

You abort it

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”

What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?

Only one of them is scared.

Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight

Why cant you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn’t born yesterday

What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!

Yeetus to the fetus

(Credit to Meme Machine)

What’s the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They’re both thinking, “Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!”

What’s the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

Q:what’s 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth A:her dead fetus

My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don’t know what she found worse, the fact I was fucking out daughter, or that the clinic have me the fetus.

Whats dumb? The Fetus Deletus JOKE! Fucking hate that joke…