What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus but I decided to abort
What does a abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old and nether does the kid.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
ctrl, alt, delutus, because ofthine fetus
abortions = yeetis of the fetus
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight
What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A:See you on the flip side.
i am so disapointed in this race. brown skinned street shitters godamm the lowest of the low southeast asians lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on there phones no iq ugly uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
