50+ Fetus Jokes

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

Ring ring.

Abortion clinic!

Where no fetus can beat us.

What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?

You abort it.

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.

What's the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.