Fetus jokes
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.