Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”

Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn’t born yesterday

What’s similar between a fetus and a failed mission?

You abort it

what similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her

there both thinking oh shit my moms going to kill me

Whats similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her. They are both thinking, “oh shit, my moms gonna kill me”

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus but I decided to abort

What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”

What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?

Only one of them is scared.

What does the 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common. They both say, “Ohh sh*t my mom is going to kill me.”

Why cant you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn’t born yesterday

(Credit to Meme Machine)

What’s the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They’re both thinking, “Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!”

What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!

Q:what’s 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth A:her dead fetus

Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight

What’s the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

what do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common? They both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”

Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?

A:See you on the flip side.

My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don’t know what she found worse, the fact I was fucking out daughter, or that the clinic have me the fetus.

Whats dumb? The Fetus Deletus JOKE! Fucking hate that joke…

Yeetus to the fetus