What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus but I decided to abort
What does a abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old and nether does the kid.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
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ctrl, alt, delutus, because ofthine fetus
abortions = yeetis of the fetus
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight
What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A:See you on the flip side.
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where can you donate an aborted fetus?
your local pizzeria.
Q : Name a muderer ? A : Jews : Hitler. Russians : Stalin Chinese : Mao Americans : Bin Laden Aborted fetus : My mom
Q : Name a muderer ? Aborted fetus : My mum.
