Old

Meme Machine

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”

Beat

Hungry ham stick

Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us

Beat

Harry Hardnut

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.

Deciding

Edith Puthy

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus but I decided to abort

Born

Person

Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn’t born yesterday

Baby

Why?

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Similarity

Anonymous

What’s similar between a fetus and a failed mission?

You abort it

Old

:o)

What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”

Girl

Joe biden

what similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her

there both thinking oh shit my moms going to kill me

Difference

Special(notso)smolbean

What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?

Only one of them is scared.

Common

Anonymous

What does the 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common. They both say, “Ohh sh*t my mom is going to kill me.”

Wait

Lol Yeet

Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight

Born

Anonymous

Why cant you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn’t born yesterday

Man

Anonymous

What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!

Fetus

Seri ‘,;))

Yeetus to the fetus

Baby

NOT Meme Machine

(Credit to Meme Machine)

What’s the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They’re both thinking, “Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!”

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

Wife

Anonymous

Q:what’s 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth A:her dead fetus

Wife

Anonymous

My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don’t know what she found worse, the fact I was fucking out daughter, or that the clinic have me the fetus.

Dumbness

FETUS DELETUS

Whats dumb? The Fetus Deletus JOKE! Fucking hate that joke…

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