Fetus

Fetus Jokes

Similarity

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

Difference

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

Ethics

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

Abortion

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Abortion clinic

(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.

Law

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

Abortion

So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

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  • Abortion

    I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

    Pregnancy

    What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

    Abortion

    I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

    Condom

    What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.