What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus but I decided to abort
ctrl, alt, delutus, because ofthine fetus
abortions = yeetis of the fetus
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What does a abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old and nether does the kid.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday
What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A:See you on the flip side.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight
Whats dumb? The Fetus Deletus JOKE! Fucking hate that joke....
Why cant you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday
