Fetus jokes
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
"Yeetus to the fetus."
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.