Death jokes
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
#RIPBOZO
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
I love jumping off cliffs.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.