Death jokes

Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?

A dead cripple.

I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!

The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.

What did the farmer say to the doll?

You death baby doll.

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Long live the quee—Oh wait...

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."