Death jokes

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?

The Parkland kids.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?

He was "bone tiba wild."

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.

An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.

Today; worst day ever.

My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...

I think Jesus is broken.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?

"I finished my job."

What about me?

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of dead babies.

What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?

Mourning wood.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

Ammon died.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.