Death jokes

The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words:

"What the fuck is in this drink?"

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.

His parents weren't too happy.

What did the farmer say to the doll?

You death baby doll.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

Long live the quee—Oh wait...