Death jokes
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Memes
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.