Death jokes
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.