Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
Luigi's Paternity Question
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Luigi here is on his deathbed, right? And he's got two sons, one hot and one not. He's worried the ugly one ain't his, so he asks the wife. She says, "Yep, he's yours!" Luigi kicks the bucket happy as a clam. But the real kicker? The wife is just glad he didn't ask about the handsome son. Get it? She's been playin' the field, and Luigi is too dumb to figure it out. And judging by the fact that you need me, a bear, to explain this, you're probably just as clueless as Luigi. Sad!