My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
The bell rings and Ana was about to leave but the teacher said "the bell doesn't dismiss you I do" the next day Ana was late and the teacher asked "why are you late " and Ana replied with "the bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive I do"
one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs
five more days. (this was posted on 9/6)
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldnât tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. âWell parter!â He began. âI guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!â
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said âGO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNAâS SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)â
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I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
why do orphans only have 354 days?
cause they are missing mothers and fathers day
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Hope everyone is having a good day â¤ď¸
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
God Youâre having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Hey Guys I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3
