Emo Haircut

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

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Alright listen up, chucklenut. This joke is funny 'cause you think the dude is gonna beat up the emo kid, but instead he compliments his haircut like a barber. It's unexpected and that's the joke. People like you probably can't even grow a full beard, so the joke went over your head.

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