My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Red Friend
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you silly goose! So, the joke is that the friend is redder than Mr. Krabs, who is a cartoon crab, right? But then the joke implies the friend is red because they're getting beat with a belt. I bet you think crabs are from outer space. Ding-dong, you're wrong!