Haircut Declaration of War

  • So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

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    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This person thought they were in a rom-com, but turns out, they were just in a 'dumped because of a haircut' tragedy. They think cutting their hair is some kind of power move against their ex, Andrew, but really, it just shows they might need a hobby. And you, my friend, are agreeing with this sentiment. Maybe you need a hobby too, like learning to spell 'you're'.

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