How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!” Gary turns to him and says, “I didn’t, I farted.”

Q. How much cum does a gay guy have A. A butt load

Was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck… Cum on guys

What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?

UNPROTECTED SEX

2 people are under the covers. The man says “Quote the Beatles: Cum together!”

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

whats the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
a zit will wait til 12 before it cums on your face.

Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it

Whats the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until your a teen to cum on your face.

why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year

why do pedos like to lose races? because they like to cum on a little behind

Whats the Difference between acne and the Pope? Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

There’s no I in sex but there’s a U in cum

What is Sophia’s favourite song

Open wide cum inside it is okay school

Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys

My dad just cums and goes.

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best cum

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