One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!
Peace out!!!! <3
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
A bully says "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid. Then the gay kid days 10 X 0 is still 0.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.
Why did the flamingo cross the road
Because it was the chickens day off
The other day my Girlfriend asked me to hand her, the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
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Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
Who needs singles day when your single for the rest of your life!
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
