Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
What's the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
What's the best haircut.
Chemotherapy
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
Sign outside a hair salon: We'll color your hair or dye trying.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except cancer
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
What's the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?" "Six pounds." "And shaving?" "Three pounds." "Good, then shave my head."
I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
