I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
What's the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except cancer
Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
What's the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?" "Six pounds." "And shaving?" "Three pounds." "Good, then shave my head."
