Haircut jokes
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.