Haircut

Haircut Jokes

Hair

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

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  • Hair

    Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

    Hare

    What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!

    Emo kid

    Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."

    Christmas Tree

    Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?

    Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.

    Year

    Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

    Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

    Kid

    Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!

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  • Cut

    A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

    Mama

    Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.