Danger jokes
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.
A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.
Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"
Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE
Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:
Meme:
Well shit
Wrong ghosts
Pov: your stick you head out the window..... Of an airplane
when you go hiking and you see a bear
Community talk
AHAHRIFBIRBFIBNAIKBNSZIFB NEW BOOK IDEA Valentines Wrath
Core Premise (Cleaned Up)
On Valentine’s Day, a woman is publicly and cruelly dumped by her boyfriend—who admits he has been cheating. Rather than confront the betrayal directly, she becomes fixated on the other woman. She engineers a “chance” meeting, befriends her, and slowly builds an intense emotional connection. What begins as revenge evolves into something far more dangerous and intimate, culminating in the two women having an affair—turning the original betrayal back on the man who caused it.
When I was 5 my mom got mixed up with a drug deal gone wrong and they shot up my mom blue Toyota and my brother was right beside me and a bullet went straight through my car seat almost killing me
MR.NIBBLES KEEPS ON HAVING THESE INFETIONS, HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE, HE WAKES UP IN PAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, I CAN HEAR HIM SQUEAK IN PAIN AND ILL RUN IN AND TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS, RUN MY HANDS THROUGH HIS SHORT BROWN/WHITE FURRRRRRR I LOVE YOU MR.NIBBLES IDCCCCCCCCCCCCCC <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333