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Slide

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

Two images side-by-side. On the left, a metal slide. On the right, a yellow tube slide. Text above both images says: "One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static."

Child

Bozo · 3 years ago

A man is about to eat a very large hamburger. The text on the image says, "Children under the age of 3. Products containing small parts."

Let go

murder muffin · 3 years ago

jim please

The image consists of two panels. The top panel is a drawing showing three hands holding a rope. The rope is broken. The text says "Sometimes what you're trying to hold on is exactly what you should let go off." The bottom panel is a black and white photograph showing a person dangling from a cliff, being held by a rope from someone on the edge. The text says "But it's so relatable. Jim, please."

Rose

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a smiling man and woman wearing bike helmets. Text above them reads: "Roses are Red, Sandwich is Grilled". Text below them reads: "Millennial Couple Bikes Through ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans Are Kind' and Gets Killed."

Chance

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

A close-up shot of a squash plant with a sharp twig impaled on a thin vine. The text reads, "Your chances of being killed by a squash plant are low but never zero."

Lego

Bozo · 3 years ago

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

Wish

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

Dick

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A man walks away on a foggy path. The text overlay reads "MY DICK HAS LEAD ME TO PLACES I WOULDN'T EVEN GO WITH A GUN."

Sniper

Willy b · 1 year ago

A road sign on a winding road in a mountainous landscape. The sign says "SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY SNIPER" and above the sign is the text "SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS" with three dots below it. The lower right corner has a TikTok handle.

Time

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

how fun

A man is skydiving. The text on the image reads: "Did you know? You can skydive without parachute but only once."

Prank

Kamui_JAMAL · 3 years ago

.c

An image shows a large bomb hanging from a ceiling. The text below reads: "This prank is going to be crazy" with two skull emojis.

Moose

Claoky · 2 years ago

:D

A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

Horror game

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme shows a text overlay on a dark, blurry image. The top text sets up the scene: a horror game where a friend says, "it isn't a trap bro just follow me." The bottom part of the meme displays a building sign that reads, "evil ass rape building," representing the dangerous location the friend is leading them to.

Sunroof

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Well shit

The image shows the text "me: opens sunroof" and "everyone else on the submarine:" above a picture of Pikachu with a shocked expression.

Safety

Flappy. · 2 years ago

A tabby cat looks at the viewer with a serious expression. Text overlay reads: "if you ever feel safe just remember i'm out there".

Chip

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A blue bag of Lay's potato chips with the words "FENTANYL Flavored chips" printed on it. The chips inside are covered in white powder and blue pills.

Accident

XI · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a red, distraught looking animal with big yellow eyes. The text says: "Me: performs perfect swan dive, Wood chipper operator:"

Ralph

blach66 · 3 years ago

A scene from the Simpsons shows Ralph sitting on a bus with a worried expression. Above the image is text that reads, "When you tell your English teacher she made a spelling mistake." Below Ralph, the text says "(chuckles) I'm in danger."

Flag

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows different flags the poster saw on their morning walk. These 'flags' are traffic signs: the US flag times 7, stop sign times 4, danger do not open sign times 13, biohazard sign times 33, a no entry sign times 18, do not open sign times 9, biohazard sign times 6, and danger of infection times 27. Also shown in the image is a nazi flag.

Seal

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A seal is on a yellow kayak. A person is touching the seal's head. The comment says: "dont let the video fool you, seals are dangerous. i heard a group of them killed bin laden."

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