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Natalie's Match Mishap

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Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.

A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.

Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"

Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

Explanation

    • This is a dark joke about a kid who starts a fire. The mom says "Wait until your father gets home" and she's happy because the father is already home and is probably dead.

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    • Comments (24)

    • welp we know which parent she hated more

    why did you do this to me Natalie???(bitch)

    Dammit Natalie that is the 3rd one this month

    same dou Natalie

    where did you here that one?

    When the mother never sees the father again shes gonna think that he left her for someone else.

    rip dad

    Wth have you been doing to your child, (Insert parent nane here)?!

    Natalie why u do dis

    thats when you start running from her

    damn, lmao that's crazy... had me speechless for like 4 minutes

    I wish I was Natalie and my ex was the dad...

    *nods* *click* noice👌

    pshycopath natalie

    pshycopath

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