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Restaurant

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

    • Lmao

    A two-panel image. The top panel shows a woman in a server uniform and the text "At a Restaurant Would you like a table?". The bottom panel shows a man with a confused expression and the text "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
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    • Face

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."
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    • Petition

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A photo of a staircase with a very uneven carpet. The text on the image says: "There was a petition at my school to remove the carpet cuz too many people were falling. The carpet:"
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    • Leak

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
    • A photo of a wooden floor with a large, dark stain resembling a human body shape. Text above the image reads: "We took up the carpet in our apartment. My landlord said it's from a leak from a washing machine."
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    • Elephant

    Lil’ bro · 1 year ago
    • A large brown elephant stands in the middle of a carpeted room with white walls and windows in the background. Overlaid in white text, it says: "Address me twin" followed by a yellow emoji face with its tongue sticking out and one eye closed.
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    • H

    Hot pocket

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a box of Hot Pockets with the flavor label changed to Creamy Carpet and the text "Made With Organic Carpet" is visible. There's also an image of a carpet roll.
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    • Slipper

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A top-down view shows a pair of feet wearing black, white, and red striped slide sandals on a light brown carpet. In the upper left corner of the image, a large brown cockroach is visible on the carpet. A black bar across the center of the image contains the text: My Gucci slippers came in today.
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    • Breakdance

    whydojeffeatbobandfred · 7 years ago

    • I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.

    For 20 seconds.

    And only once... :(

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