Bear Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

My mom:what movie do u want to see. Me:uhhh-

A black and white movie poster of a bear, with white powder surrounding it. The movie title "Cocaine Bear" is written in red letters. Below the title it says, "Get in line February 24."

An image shows a black bear and two bear cubs in a grassy field. The text overlay reads "POLAR BEARS A NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY SERIES".

Me everyday

A brown bear is standing in rushing water with a fish in its mouth. Text overlayed on the image reads: "me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch". The source of the image is given as boredpanda.com

The image shows a poster with the text "NETFLIX PRESENTS" in red, followed by "POLAR BEARS" in white. Below, "A DOCUMENTARY" is written in smaller letters. In the background, three black bears are seen on a field.

A list of documented cases of feral children including primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, and ostriches. The list ends with: 3.9 Raised by the French.

I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)

A person's hand holding penne pasta over a black box, while in the background a person with a chef's hat and mustache holds a gun to their head. Text overlay reads 'pov a italians when spaghetti broken' and 'Pasta la vista'.

$A man with dreadlocks and a gas mask is speaking. The text box below his head says: "[Speech 100] \"Bear, bull, bear, bull, bear, bu-\" shut the fuck up, man."$

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

explain bear pull up I dare you >:(

A small, tabby kitten is sitting down and pointing a black handgun forward.

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌

A close-up shot of a small, fluffy gray bird with an intense, angry expression. It's perched on a dark, narrow ledge with a blurred yellow background.

5 night freddy

A person in a bear costume walks down a hallway. Above the image, the text says, "five night freddy", and below the image says "har har har har har har har har".

POOKIE BEAR
Love you have a goodnight sleep
ME
Love you too pookie, you have a goodnight
sleep too
POOKIE BEAR
ME
You coming to school tomorrow pookie
POOKIE BEAR
Nigga this is
mv $10
?

The post shows two images of a brown stuffed bear toy called 'DJUNGELSKOG' with the text 'i don't want a man i just want a djungelskog' above them. The price is shown as '25'. There are stars and text underneath.

The image is of a fake Xbox 360 game called 'Bear' with the tagline 'The game about being a bear.' The box art shows two bears, one larger bear in the background and another in a circular frame at the bottom with the text 'Bear DLC included'. It reads 'Be a bear in over 40 bear scenarios. The ultimate bear experience!'

i made explain bear crack

A blurry image of a white bear with its mouth wide open, facing the camera.

when you go hiking and you see a bear

A black bear is running on a paved road. The image text says: "NOT A RUNNER? NOW YOU ARE". The background is snowy.

Explain bear show yourself AND STOP RUINING MY ANTI TRUMP MEMES AND JOKES A IM COPING AND C THIS IS FOR JOKES AND MEMES also you are the Simpletin

A cartoon image of a white goose wearing a golden crown, holding a baseball bat, with the text "MESS WITH THE HONK YOU GET THE BONK" written above and below the goose.

bear lake, colorado <3 (picture by me :D)

A beautiful photograph of Bear Lake in Colorado. The lake is surrounded by evergreen trees and mountains. The water is still and reflects the scenery.

An orange cartoon bear is in the foreground, looking slightly to the right. The text above him reads, "guess who is going to be reported missing on August 14 at 2:37 pm".