I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What’s worse than running with scissors? Scissoring With the runs
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Wats rapboat got in common wit plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A man with a spirit untamed, untold. With eyes that pierce through the darkest night, He walks a path that's far from light.
His steps are loud, his presence strong, A force of nature, where he belongs. Through the chaos, he finds his way, Leaving footprints that never fade.
A rebel soul, unafraid to speak, His words drip with passion, so unique. He dances with danger, embraces the unknown, Challenging limits, into the wild he's thrown.
No rules can bind him, no walls can contain, Frank Bulgin sets fire to the mundane. He paints the sky with vibrant hues, A kaleidoscope of dreams he pursues.
In his mind, a symphony of thoughts, An artist's palette, where inspiration is sought. He weaves words like a masterful bard, Creating tapestries that leave us marred.
With each verse, he unravels his soul, Unveiling the depths that make him whole. His poetry, a window to his essence, A glimpse into a world of fearless presence.
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A maverick, a legend yet to be told. His spirit roams, forever untamed, A beacon of courage, never to be tamed.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, „My friend is dead! What can I do?“. The operator says „Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.“ There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says „OK, now what?“
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
