When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning? A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other
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I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
if the UK is 6 hours ahead of us why didnt they just warn us about 9/11
My bumper sticker says:👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.