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8 years ago

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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  • Dad

    4 years ago

    I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

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    1 year ago

    Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

    There, there, over there, and over here too.

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