Land Mine jokes

Dad

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-

I've got a job defusing landmines.

It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.

Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"

Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"

Officer: "Ok!"

*silence*

*explosion*

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...

"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

@Dagger's biggest flaw/reason he won't be good at therapy is his anger issues and that he is WAY too aggressive.

Doing anything around him is like playing hopscotch on a tightrope over 387 different types of land mines.

I respect you and all, but this is kind of an important thing. It's big too, you can't just call it "debate".