Land Mine jokes
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
Community talk
@Dagger's biggest flaw/reason he won't be good at therapy is his anger issues and that he is WAY too aggressive.
Doing anything around him is like playing hopscotch on a tightrope over 387 different types of land mines.
I respect you and all, but this is kind of an important thing. It's big too, you can't just call it "debate".