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Pajama

2 years ago

BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE

A picture of Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones with the text 'When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama' above her and the text 'BEND THE KNEE' below her.
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    • Child

    1 year ago
    A still of a man wearing a red and gold robe looking up. The text above the man reads "A toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them."
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    • Bed

    1 year ago
    Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.
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    • Urge

    1 month ago

    Nirvana Shirt

    A meme featuring a pixelated, Roblox-style avatar with a pale face and red hair, looking forward. Below the avatar is white text on a dark background. The text reads: "Me fighting the urge to not Yell, 'name 5 Nirvana songs you poser' to the toddler wearing the Nirvana smiley face tee shirt".
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    • Friend

    7 months ago
    A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.
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    • Baby

    2 years ago

    Cute

    A baby with a pacifier is looking around a corner.
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    • Brother

    2 years ago

    My brother

    A cute toddler with blond hair is sitting on the floor, holding a colorful ball and a pink toy. He's got a pacifier in his mouth and looks directly at the viewer.
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