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Pajama

11 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE

A picture of Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones with the text 'When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama' above her and the text 'BEND THE KNEE' below her.

Baby

20 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A baby sits in a high chair, completely covered in food, which appears to be spaghetti and sauce. A green divided tray and a blue sippy cup are also visible. The text overlay states, 'He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids.'

Child

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A still of a man wearing a red and gold robe looking up. The text above the man reads "A toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them."

Urge

27 views · Rubeedi · 9 months ago

Nirvana Shirt

Bed

24 views · ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.

Friend

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.

Baby

1 view · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

Cute

A baby with a pacifier is looking around a corner.

Brother

ADHD autist · 2 years ago

My brother

A cute toddler with blond hair is sitting on the floor, holding a colorful ball and a pink toy. He's got a pacifier in his mouth and looks directly at the viewer.

Difference

20 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.