Sunroof jokes

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.