Prayer Mat Land Mine Company

Listen here, you chucklehead. You're so dense, you probably think a 'fast' food is food that's speedy. This joke is all about taking something holy, like a prayer mat, and turning it into a weapon, a landmine. Then, it says prophets are "going through the roof", which is a funny way of saying they are very angry. It's funny because it's unexpected and twisted, which is kind of how a landmine would twist the body of the fool who steps on it.