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What's a orphans least favourite joke? Dad jokes
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: *tooth hurty* Dad: all right
My Dad was mowing the grass today, I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
From your Dad I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite? Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok,And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
