Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead
I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!
My mom is the FBI My dad is the FBI my sister is the FBI my brother is the FBI and do you know what i am?
Divorced
Why do orphans like boomerangs.Because they come back unlike their dad.
what did nemos dad say "man hes alot like my dad, i can never find him"
Imagine not having a dad
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper! Dad: Uh- *hides his rifle*
How do you get a country girtls attention? A tractor
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap
I know how unicorns make baby’s the dad put his horn in the girls but hole
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
What’s fat brown and has no dad
Ama
Youre life thats all
kid: dad, whats an orphan? dad:
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter...
...s'warm
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something
