From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Very Long Line
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! The joke is that the dad ain't comin' back because he's dead and standin' in line for the pearly gates. It's dark humor for orphans. You probably don't even know what 'dark humor' means, ya dingus!