Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
How do you know you’re ugly? If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What do u call a orphan taking a family photo? A Selfie
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What is the orphans version to a family portrait
A selfie
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
