today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera
How do you know you’re ugly? If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
Why was the turtle 🐢 looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What do u call a orphan taking a family photo? A Selfie
What is the orphans version to a family portrait
A selfie
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don't have parents)
What would an orphan call a family picture, a self ie
wanna see a joke open the front facing camera
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Your momma's so fat she had to take a selfie using the hubble telescope
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
There was once a boy who took a selfie and the next day became and orphan
If 9-11 happened again I am want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
