Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Gone for Milk
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty pants. The joke is that the dad went to get milk five years ago and never came back. Like your own dad, who is probably at the store. This is funny because it is relatable to your trash life.