Dad jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Dad?
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.