Dad jokes
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!