what the dif between u and my dad u come home
What show do orphans hate? American Dad
White people can't say the N word but at least they can say "Thanks for the warning officer" and "Hi dad"
Why can orphans not get married? They are dad cant walk them down the Isle!
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
What is an orphans favorite toy. A mom a dad action figure
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrased and I cried with a-dult cry.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad
why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.
Why can’t I drive? Cuz my dad never showed me how yet
What did the step dad say to the flower? YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Your dad must be a mailman
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? —where’s my tractor!
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “May I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the handjobs?”
“Yes,” she purrs, “I am.”
The man replies, “Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”
