Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Orphan's Bruises
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is as dark as your future. It's saying orphans don't get bruises 'cause they don't have dads around to, uh, 'discipline' them. Get it? It's dark because it implies child abuse. I can tell that you never got any form of discipline because you are still laughing at this joke.