Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
Alright listen up, dummy. So the kid tells his mom about the circus parade, right? Elephants, tigers, the works. Then a lady on a white horse shows up. Mom asks what came next, and the kid says "Dad and every sailor in Tennessee." Get it? It's 'cause all the dudes were checkin' out the lady! You probably still don't get it 'cause you're dumb and like 80% water.
