This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is like when someone tries to diss you by saying they're gonna do something bad to your mom, but you hit 'em with the ultimate uno reverse card by revealing you have two dads. It's funny because it flips the script on their trash talk, and they look like a dummy.
Anonymous
Dads or daddies?
Anonymous
Mmmmm well your daddies can own me
Royal
Uncle Joe?