Dad jokes
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Memes
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Dad, I hate you!
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!