My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid
I wasnt close to my dad when he died.
which was good, he died to a landmine.
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish Son: That’s too baaaaaad
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".
kids
The daughter walks up to her father and he asks him “Dad can I ask you something?” The father says “Of course, what’s your question?” The daughter replies and asks “How do you feel about abortion?” The father says “Why don’t you ask your sister?” The daughter replies “I don’t have a sis-“
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a Family.
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.
LITTLE JOHHNY WALKS INTO LIVING ROOM AND ASKING HIS PARENTS MOM DAD WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSSBREED A BULLDOG AND SHITZU. THE MOTHER AND FATHER SHRUGS AND SAYS WE HAV NO IDEA JOHNNY WHAT DO U GET AND LITTLE JOHHNY REPLIES YOU GET A BULLSHIT
What do my dad and Nemo have in common they both can’t be found
