Dad jokes

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

Dad, I hate you!

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

"Me tells dad joke often."

"I want to hear it."

"Me? You wouldn't get it."

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.

Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.

Son: That’s too baaaaaad!

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.