Dad jokes

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Dad, I hate you!

Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.

I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

"Me tells dad joke often."

"I want to hear it."

"Me? You wouldn't get it."

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."