Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Kids?
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Dad, I hate you!
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
