my dad told me to do wht he did best so i left
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
why is my dad gone
idk
my dads just like my eggs....runny🤣😭🥺
Bob: Kanye West Dad: No but I can East
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad
Santa got the milk
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? There dad can’t wake them up
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
why did the son go to the store? to find his dad
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
son: dad im gay dad: i support you son: i like you dad: get out and into my room
Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back
I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky
