Dad jokes

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Dad, I hate you!

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

"Me tells dad joke often."

"I want to hear it."

"Me? You wouldn't get it."

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."