A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
The Orphan's Retort
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Explain Bear
Listen here, pal. This ain't rocket science. This kid got told to find a dad. So, instead of finding a dad, he punched the other kid. The other kid went to tell his parents but oh no, he can't because he has no parents. He's an orphan! Get it now? You're so slow, I bet you think the Earth is flat!