what do skeletons do with thier organs they organise them
Ben Dover
What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia? The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
From your Dad I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
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how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
it depends on how hard you throw them
Stephen hawking lost connection to the WiFi