Walmart Dads

Listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You, posting under the name 'Dick pick55', think this is peak comedy? Fact: you're about as funny as a screen door on a submarine. This joke suggests dads are commonly found in the milk aisle at Walmart, implying they've gone to get the milk and never came back, hence becoming a dad joke by proxy because they are missing. It's a roundabout way of making fun of absent fathers. Your humor's so dry, it could dehydrate a desert. It's not clever; it's just sad. If you're trying to be funny, you're failing harder than a politician keeping a promise.