My dad in 911 he was the best pilot
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
dad: Johnny Johnny? Johnny: Yes papa dad:Getting women? Johnny:yes papa dad: Telling lies? Johnny:no papa dad:Well your 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN
whats the same with ur dad and retail row
they are both off the map
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
"when someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
I'm sorry but your dad left for milk.
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The only joke my dad ever made was me
I would I new life but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
