Father's Day

Father's Day Jokes

everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers

feminist: correct

everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

if a orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year tell them for you only 363 days because you skip fathers day and mothers day.

wanna know something the orphan could never do

wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day

if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day

orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.