Father's Day jokes
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.