Father's Day jokes
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!