I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
if a orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year tell them for you only 363 days because you skip fathers day and mothers day.
what is the most difficult day in the ghetto fathers day
why does joe only have 264 days in his calendar? because he cant celebrate fathers day.
orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.
everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers
feminist: correct
everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY
why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don't have mothers day or fathers day
what holiday can a orphan not celebrate
mothers day and fathers day
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
why do orphans have only 300 and 60 days coz dont have mother and fathers days.
why do orphans only have 354 days?
cause they are missing mothers and fathers day
Myla what did you do for fathers day Myla: i went to a restaurant Timmy what did you do for fathers day Timmy: i went to a concert Olivia what did you do for fathers day Olivia: talked to him through an ouija board
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day
Why do orphins only have 363 days in year because there is no mother or fathers day
when is fathers day? 9 months before mothers day
