Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
