The Car Ride

So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."

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This joke uses a shocking twist. The dad's response initially implies that to borrow the car she needs to perform a sexual act on him. However, the punchline reveals that the reason for the daughter's disgust was because the brother had previously used the car. It plays on the taboo of incest and unexpected grossness.

Comments (5)

At of all these... this got me to laugh. ;}

Weeeeell this is halarious and that poor girl

Grossly inaprpiot!

Sweet home Alabama