Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal because the dad never came back with the milk
Why did the orphan go to church so he had someone to call dad 🤣🤣
my eggs are just like my dad....none egg-istent
a girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says suck my dick and ill buy you a dress and she does it and says to him dad your Dick tastes like shit and he says yeah your brother wanted a car
Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said' you fuck a lot like dad I said "really mum said that too."
Wife: Hi honey im pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant im dad.
Wife: No your not....
What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
Little Johnny's sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, "That is my garage". The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?" Suzy says, " Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
What’s a joke that an orphan has never heard before? A dad joke.
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’
Now, my wrists look like a tiger
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
Why do orphans drink water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk<3
How did you dad come back with the milk- the Milky Way
Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage
Kid: why
Dad:so you won't get bored
why do orphans not like cereal.......bc there dad never came back with milk.