Cut jokes
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
He got a paper cut and bled out.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.