Cut Jokes

MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.

The Emo kid was late to his flight so he needed to cut to the chase

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut

why dawayne is so small because his parents cut him up to small slices

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo

So it can cut its self

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To cut through traffic.

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.

Q:What is the most expensive hair cut A:Cemo therapy

Making a comforting breakfast But you have a knife.

Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?

In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.

IVE HEARD STORIES OF MY MOTHER SHE WAS A TEENAGER AND LEFT ME IN THE BLENDER BUT LUCKILY THE POWER CUT OUT LIKE AT THE ORPAHNAGE

What did the orphan say to the barber. I dunno the orphanage doesn’t pay for hair cuts.

Yo buzz cut so bad that the bees buzz around it

I should probably stop making emo jokes. They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo? A. The pizza doesn't cut it's self.

Your hair line is so back your mom can't cut it