Cut jokes

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?

Because it was a misteak.

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

What is 8 divided by 2?

Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

Why don't you take emo skydiving?

They cut the rope.

how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?

kick his sister in the jaw

Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.

After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.

What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

Why do egos like robbing banks?

They get a cut.

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.

When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.