Cut jokes
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.