Cut jokes
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
tru tho
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Cut.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
He got a paper cut and bled out.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.