how do u get a depressed person out of a tree..?
you cut the rope they hung them self in...
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I’m a butcher" SHE:“perfect i work with humans i just kill them by cutting them up!” HE:"so its you in the news paper?"SHE:"yes it was,wanna be next?" HE:"no!"
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
MY grandfather said that is was to reliant on technology i called him a hypocrite and cut him of life support.
How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Guys I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house
aww its a boy let me cut of the ombelicul cored sir thats his penis its a girl
