Why did jesus not win any stanley cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards
Whats the difference between a watermelon and an orphan One you cut into 2 with a knife And the water melon you cut into pieces
MY grandfather said that is was to reliant on technology i called him a hypocrite and cut him of life support.
How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x
Guys I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house
What do you get when you cut an onion? Onion Jizz
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
I like ya cut g'* Slaps wrist*
Hairline got cut by a broken tea cup.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line
aww its a boy let me cut of the ombelicul cored sir thats his penis its a girl
why do emo kids not run because there body will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts
I cut my dick it is all right now and half the size but makes for excellent breakfest
Don’t cut ur self up about it
There's a white guys, black guy, and Santa clause. They get a hotel room. White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and say put down my money or ill cut off your weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Santa clause goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. Santa clause looks at the ghost and says I'm the ghost of Christmas past you touch my dick ill kick your ass!!!
I'm gonna cut my life off\
you so fat when someone call u fat u get depressed and cut u a slice of cake
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I never forgotten it... A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass...the worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back & another train ran over him and cut off his head... BAD IDEA & a lesson to us all... NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
