Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs
a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.
My mama always told me, don’t pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I’m a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
why did England beat Germany in world war two scissors beats paper