I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
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Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.
whats flat and great for cutting? me
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Rock paper lesbians.
You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
why are emos like paper
they cut easily
edward scissor hands: why is it that every time i touch someone they get ofended? kids: cause your a physco path
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
How do u cut ur grass without a lawn mower?
U dye it blue and it will cut itself
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
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aww c'mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!
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What do lesbians love to use in art class? Scissors.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
