Run

Anonymous

Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs

Paper

Anonymous

a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.

Finger

Anonymous

My mama always told me, don’t pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I’m a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

Ball

Anonymous

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.

Paper

Anonymous

why did England beat Germany in world war two scissors beats paper

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