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Hand sanitizer

hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago
  • Fr

    The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street, who appears to be in flames and is yelling in pain.
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  • Haircut

    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • Da bois will understand

    The image shows a meme with a dialogue between a barber and a guy. The barber asks what kind of cut the guy wants, and the guy responds with, "Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?" The barber replies, "Say no more fam." Below the dialogue is a picture of a man with a hairstyle that resembles testicles.
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  • Project

    DoubleDownCheeks · 2 years ago
  • Fill it out if u want

    A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.
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  • Hair

    blach66 · 3 years ago
  • A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."
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  • Man

    PussyTickler · 3 years ago
  • nice cut man

    A man with tattoos on his arm is using clippers to give a black cartoon character a haircut. The cartoon character has large eyebrows and a mustache. The text on the image is "nice cut man".
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  • Hand sanitizer

    Daddy dick · 3 years ago
  • Dam

    The image depicts a text that says "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:", followed by an image of Elmo engulfed in flames.
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  • Cake

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A layered cake with blue, pink, and white frosting is sitting on a white cake stand. The question is asked if the cake is scary and a comment below states that they have always wanted a cake that cuts itself.
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  • Loss

    𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago
  • saddest youtube comment :(

    A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.
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  • Hair

    Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago
  • wow

    A person getting a haircut with the text "Did you know? If you cut your hair, it gets shorter."
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  • Hand sanitizer

    NIFFTY · 2 years ago
  • tru tho

    The image shows a text saying "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer*" followed by "A cut I never knew existed:". Below the text is an image of Elmo from Sesame Street engulfed in flames with a distressed facial expression.
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  • Cap

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a tweet with a caption above three photos. The tweet says: "I was today years old when I realized that the caps on medicine bottles are actually serving sizes..." The three photos show a bottle of equate brand medicine, the inside of its cap, and the bottle with pills in the cap. Below the tweet a user says: "I used this method with adderall and im currently cutting my grass with scissors."
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  • Homeless

    Anonymous · 9 months ago
  • A white sign or poster, possibly on public transport, displays the text "We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025." In the bottom right corner, there is a logo of the Union Jack flag with the word "Conservatives" underneath it.
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  • Hand sanitizer

    stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago
  • The meme shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of the character Elmo engulfed in flames.
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  • God

    God Pt.2 · 3 years ago
  • God’s buzz cut

    A cartoon of a muscular, bald man with a purple toga and a gold medallion on it. The man has a slight smile.
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  • Tragedy

    Kai :) · 3 years ago
  • omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

    A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.
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  • Emergency

    CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago
  • Welp

    A four-panel cartoon shows a pink man with a paper cut on his arm. He looks alarmed. In the next panel he stands next to a box that says "In case of emergency break glass". In the third panel he punches the glass to break it. In the last panel he stands with a heavily bleeding arm next to the broken box.
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  • Man

    Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
  • A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."
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  • Dick

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.
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  • Hand sanitizer

    Nateツ · 2 years ago
  • The image shows the text 'Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:' above a picture of Elmo with flames in the background.
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  • Woman

    Willy b · 17 days ago
  • A meme featuring a mugshot of a woman with crossed eyes and a large smile. Text above the image describes a Florida woman attacking her boyfriend for a lack of eye contact, ending with the pun that she was charged with a "misdeweiener".
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