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Cut Memes

Hand sanitizer

Fr

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street, who appears to be in flames and is yelling in pain.

Haircut

Da bois will understand

The image shows a meme with a dialogue between a barber and a guy. The barber asks what kind of cut the guy wants, and the guy responds with, "Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?" The barber replies, "Say no more fam." Below the dialogue is a picture of a man with a hairstyle that resembles testicles.

Project

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

Hair

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

Man

nice cut man

A man with tattoos on his arm is using clippers to give a black cartoon character a haircut. The cartoon character has large eyebrows and a mustache. The text on the image is "nice cut man".

Hand sanitizer

Dam

The image depicts a text that says "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:", followed by an image of Elmo engulfed in flames.

Cake

A layered cake with blue, pink, and white frosting is sitting on a white cake stand. The question is asked if the cake is scary and a comment below states that they have always wanted a cake that cuts itself.

Hand sanitizer

tru tho

The image shows a text saying "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer*" followed by "A cut I never knew existed:". Below the text is an image of Elmo from Sesame Street engulfed in flames with a distressed facial expression.

Hair

wow

A person getting a haircut with the text "Did you know? If you cut your hair, it gets shorter."

Hand sanitizer

The meme shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of the character Elmo engulfed in flames.

Loss

saddest youtube comment :(

A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.

Cap

Tragedy

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Emergency

Welp

A four-panel cartoon shows a pink man with a paper cut on his arm. He looks alarmed. In the next panel he stands next to a box that says "In case of emergency break glass". In the third panel he punches the glass to break it. In the last panel he stands with a heavily bleeding arm next to the broken box.

God

God’s buzz cut

A cartoon of a muscular, bald man with a purple toga and a gold medallion on it. The man has a slight smile.

Dick

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Hand sanitizer

The image shows the text 'Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:' above a picture of Elmo with flames in the background.

Item

A person's arm with many fresh cuts is shown. A barcode scanner is pointed towards the arm. The text says "*beep* "I'm sorry this item is worthless."

Hand sanitizer

The image shows a red Elmo character surrounded by flames. Above Elmo's head, there is text that reads, "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:".

Hand sanitizer

Every god damn day

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of Elmo engulfed in flames.

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