The Flatness Exaggeration

  • Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how incredibly flat someone is. Like, so flat that if you were to smack 'em, you wouldn't even bruise 'em—you'd just get a paper cut. And let's be honest, you probably get paper cuts all the time 'cause you're always touching things you shouldn't. Stay away from my honey!

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