My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is dark because instead of helping their friend with self-harm, this dummy suggests they set themselves on fire. You probably think fire is warm and cozy, but guess what? You can get 3rd degree burns and DIE! And guess what else? You're probably not the sharpest tool in the shed!