Comforting Breakfast

Listen up, buttercup. So, you're tryna make a nice, cozy breakfast, right? Pancakes, eggs, the works. But then BAM! You remember you've got a knife. Like, uh oh, maybe this ain't gonna be such a happy breakfast after all. Maybe it's gonna be a stab-fast. Get it? You wouldn't, you like the joke author aren't so bright.